i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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