Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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