why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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