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if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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