butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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