i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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