Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I have fence marks all over my body
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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