Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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