I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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