he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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