I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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