Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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