I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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