Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Couch. On fire.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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