will power is for people who don't want to get laid
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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