Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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