Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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