Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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