apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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