420 ftw
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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