I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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