I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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