i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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