remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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