Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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