so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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