nut hugger
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I deserve this hangover.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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