having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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