Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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