Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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