He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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