i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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