She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
MIDGETS
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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