TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
i now understand why vodka
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