haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
