Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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