2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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