This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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