GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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