Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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