i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
