Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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