mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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