If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
this is an emotional support booty call
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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