I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
and you said cock pushups were impossible
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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