so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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