So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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