Just fell off a train. Bad.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
