So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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