Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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