Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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