so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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