I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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