so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I just found a bag of teeth...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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