My hand turned me down
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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