seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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