Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think my fart just growled at me.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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