i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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